Three LITTLE words.
Ho!
There you have it. Time to start shopping-which I did today. Oh and you should know:
I hate parking lots. I hate the mall. I hate window shopping. I hate children and parents. I hate lines at the Pretzel Maker. I hate perfume counters that smell of old lady. I hate seeing mall "Santa" eating at Subway. I hate spending money I don't have on people who don't need things. I hate Target's security guard at the door who weighs 87 pounds. I hate check out lines. I hate prices that ring up wrong at the register NOT in my favor.
Happy holidays everyone. Ho Ho Ho!
I hate parking lots. I hate the mall. I hate window shopping. I hate children and parents. I hate lines at the Pretzel Maker. I hate perfume counters that smell of old lady. I hate seeing mall "Santa" eating at Subway. I hate spending money I don't have on people who don't need things. I hate Target's security guard at the door who weighs 87 pounds. I hate check out lines. I hate prices that ring up wrong at the register NOT in my favor.
Happy holidays everyone. Ho Ho Ho!
posted by TheBuxStopHere @ 4:53 PM
8 Comments
8 Comments:
I'm with on all of that.
I do as much shopping online as possible. I HATE CROWDS. (Scott will back me up on this - I'm NO fun to be around during the holdays).
Although actually, I'd be okay with it if my Christmas shopping were done in August and Scott wasn't working six days a week through January ...
funny post!!! you sound mad.ha! im thinking we dont enjoy it so much because we have to work it, retail, that is. btw, i dont NEED
anything, but i still want a present.
ummm...just exactly what does 'old lady' smell like?
who is that first girl???don hos daughter?
OMG! I totally saw that 'security' gaurd tonight, too. Andy and I were wondering what exactly he was going to do if there was an emergency. lol
Matt-
Makes you jealous you don't 'get' to work retail huh?
Sue-
This must be why every year I like to be done with shopping early then focus on work.
Kyle-
He must just handle the "code yellow" emergencies.
I stay out of the stores as much as I can during this time of year. Is the 3rd Ho, Jessica Simpson?
Oh so sorry the smart-ass in me could not be stopped.
You hate, hate, hate, must be having one of those evangelical Christmases!
Steven
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